Missed It By That Much: Hillary Clinton Almost Wins Wheel Of Fortune But…

Missed It By That Much: Hillary Clinton Almost Wins Wheel Of Fortune But Then Shouts Easter Worshiper Instead Of Christian

Some people think Hillary Clinton is robotic and hard to sympathize with, but even our hearts went out to her on this one.

On a special politicians episode ofWheel of Fortune, failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton nearly took home the grand prize. She was on the last puzzle of the regular rounds of the game, which read, CHRISTI_N. The audience began to cheer as it appeared Clinton had finally won something.

But, as is usual for Clinton, she snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, and shouted Easter worshiper! instead of the obvious answer, which was Christian.

Clinton has demanded an appeal, claiming that although she lost fair and square, she feels like she won, as Christians are kinda Easter worshipers, even though no one ever says that.

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